I'm nice sometimes

AND I LIKE STUFF

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2 months ago

Handyman

2 months ago
some street fair 2011

some street fair 2011

2 months ago - 1
word

word

3 months ago
3 months ago
And sometimes you’re walking around with your man on a beautiful day and you spot some choice reading material on the ground. Street (f)Art

And sometimes you’re walking around with your man on a beautiful day and you spot some choice reading material on the ground.

Street (f)Art

3 months ago
So this morning on the J on my way to work, we were delayed for approximately 20 minutes because of the following that took place: A rather large white woman, maybe in her mid- to late-twenties, got onto the train wearing a sweater and a sarong-type skirt and a giant rainbow umbrella. She sat down and began singing loudly, occasionally laughing maniacally to herself. Suddenly she turns around and starts screaming in the face of some dude listening to his music on his phone and PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE for no reason. She then sits back down in her seat (the guy is fine, but still) and hides behind her umbrella, again laughing maniacally loudly to herself. The MUNI driver comes back when he gets word of what happened and asks if the guy is ok and if she is ok. She FREAKS OUT, taking off her “skirt” revealing a rather, um, unsightly lower region and tries to wrap it around the MUNI driver’s head while simultaneously trying to hit him. He defends himself, backs away, and assumedly calls the police. She wanders off the train without her umbrella (which we quickly move off the train too) and she prances about up and down the side of the train without her skirt on, singing and shrieking. The SF Fire Dept is the first to arrive on the scene (impressively quickly, I might add), and she proceeds to take off her top, becoming hideously naked. She walks towards the first responders/firefighters and is suddenly very nice and flirty and tries to kiss one of them. They are smiling and think this is just one of those things and do not attempt to subdue her. When her offer is rebuffed by the EMS guy, she becomes ENRAGED again and walks away from them, right up to and on the hood of a car in the street stuck behind this whole debacle. She then, while screaming as loud as she can, MONKEYSTOMPS HIS WINDSHIELD TWICE, completely destroying it. At this point, two plainclothes officers arrive and drag her off the car and cuff and subdue her. The last thing I saw as we pulled away was that they were strapping her face down to a trauma backboard. -Commentary by: Jason -Photo by: Me
So this morning on the J on my way to work, we were delayed for approximately 20 minutes because of the following that took place:

A rather large white woman, maybe in her mid- to late-twenties, got onto the train wearing a sweater and a sarong-type skirt and a giant rainbow umbrella. She sat down and began singing loudly, occasionally laughing maniacally to herself. Suddenly she turns around and starts screaming in the face of some dude listening to his music on his phone and PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE for no reason. She then sits back down in her seat (the guy is fine, but still) and hides behind her umbrella, again laughing maniacally loudly to herself. The MUNI driver comes back when he gets word of what happened and asks if the guy is ok and if she is ok.

She FREAKS OUT, taking off her “skirt” revealing a rather, um, unsightly lower region and tries to wrap it around the MUNI driver’s head while simultaneously trying to hit him. He defends himself, backs away, and assumedly calls the police. She wanders off the train without her umbrella (which we quickly move off the train too) and she prances about up and down the side of the train without her skirt on, singing and shrieking. The SF Fire Dept is the first to arrive on the scene (impressively quickly, I might add), and she proceeds to take off her top, becoming hideously naked. She walks towards the first responders/firefighters and is suddenly very nice and flirty and tries to kiss one of them. They are smiling and think this is just one of those things and do not attempt to subdue her. When her offer is rebuffed by the EMS guy, she becomes ENRAGED again and walks away from them, right up to and on the hood of a car in the street stuck behind this whole debacle. She then, while screaming as loud as she can, MONKEYSTOMPS HIS WINDSHIELD TWICE, completely destroying it.

At this point, two plainclothes officers arrive and drag her off the car and cuff and subdue her. The last thing I saw as we pulled away was that they were strapping her face down to a trauma backboard.

-Commentary by: Jason

-Photo by: Me

3 months ago - 3

Currently addicted to Mary Ellen Mark’s Photographs.

(the top left is my fav)

3 months ago - 3

Last night Polica killed it at Bottom of the Hill. Seriously a great show… the.shit.was.tight.

POLICA - Amongster (Official Music Video) (by polica)

3 months ago - 2
“What the heck you gonna do if you’re out on a picnic and have an ice cream and the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do?… You’re gonna eat the ants because its made out of protein”
“What the heck you gonna do if you’re out on a picnic and have an ice cream and the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do?… You’re gonna eat the ants because its made out of protein”


3 months ago - 2
suicideblonde: Lindsey Wixson at Giles Fall 2012, February 20th Well this is neat.

suicideblonde:

Lindsey Wixson at Giles Fall 2012, February 20th

Well this is neat.

3 months ago - 186

Mmmmhhh, girl… R. Kelly makes my heart swoon.

In other news, I will be referring to my cat as R. Kitty from now on.

THANK YOU.

3 months ago - 1
Sweet sky, bro.

Sweet sky, bro.

3 months ago
Face.vs.wall Wall won

Face.vs.wall

Wall won

3 months ago - 2

Favorite Oma moment #84

 Oma to my sister:

“April, you’re looking a little fat in the face.” (and kinda makes a fat face and gestures with her hands really large cheeks.)

“Thanks” my sister says sarcasticly.

“Yoooou’re wellllcome” Oma says sincerely.

3 months ago

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